Category: Thoughts on writing

What did we do before the internet?

If you’ve seen less of me online the latley, that’s because the internet stopped working at my place for a few days. It’s back now and I am scrambling to keep up with everything I missed and fell behind on. I feel like I am just about caught up, but it makes me wonder what we did before the internet.

I’m thinking the life of a pre-internet writer pretty much consisted of sitting at a desk and writing. If they needed to look something up there was probably a dictionary close at hand. Something requiring more research might have involved a short note and a trip to the library at some point.

Modern writers have a wealth of information at their fingertips. Unfortunately, all that information can be a bit distracting. When I need to look something up, I just pop open my web browser (Who am I kidding? It’s probably already opened.) it can be anything from a complex research question to a very basic spelling question. Even though I have a dictionary within reach, it’s still easier to go to Google and let the search engine correct me on my misspelling.

Of course, once I have my answer all I need to do is head back over to the old work in progress, but usually I don’t. I remind myself that’s it’s been awhile since I’m visited those great lands of timesuck known as Twitter and Facebook. Also, I should check my email. I then waste three and half minutes watching the funny video someone sent me. Then I remember to read that blog I like, but there’s a link to another blog, and another. I discover a blog I’ve never read before and am instantly hooked, and oh look she’s soliciting captions or inspired stories for a funny photo so I have to use some of that creativity I should be using on the WIP.

By the time I get back to work, my stomach’s telling me it’s time to take a meal break. The illusion is that computers let us write so much faster than having to write things out by longhand or fighting with a typewriter, but I have a feeling that only computers without web access really let us work faster.

Well, now that I’ve caught up from my internet hiatus, it’s time to get back to work. Well, just as soon as I figure out how to fix my busted iPod. I should probably look that up on Google.

I’m not here today, I’m over at The Book Scout

A little while back Kelsey who runs the fabulous blog The Book Scout interviewed me for an ongoing series of blog posts, and I’m excited to report that my interview is now up.

So, if you’d like to learn a little bit more about me and find a great new blog head on over to The Book Scout.

What’s your most inadvertently funny typo?

Last week I accidentally created a new creature by typing the word “alligator” instead of “octopus” and creating a sort of alligator octopus hybrid, which isn’t quite as scary as this picture of a bearsharktopus found on RationalSkepticism.org but still isn’t something I’d like to run into the next time I’m out for a swim. Thankfully, Sarah and her sharp eyes caught my mistake and I was able to make the needed correction.

That was nearly as bad as the time I sent my cousin an email about how I had won a writing contest. The only problem was that I had typed it as “one a writing contest.” I don’t know what was worse, the ironic typo or the fact that it was pointed out to me by my art major cousin.

Thankfully WordPress has a built in spellchecker or my most inadvertently funny typo would have been misspelling the word “inadvertently” in the title of this post. It took me three times to get it right.

So, be honest what’s the funniest typo you ever made?

It’s okay to write in anger

One of my mother’s favorite authors, Dorothea Benton Frank was in town this evening for a book signing, so I accompanied Mom on a trip down to the Clinton Book Shop.

Dorothea had lots of fun writing stories to share including some horror stories from her first book tour including an ill-fated trip to a Georgia Barnes & Noble where the event manager had quit and no one knew about her arrival and she ended up talking to an audience of two who turned out to just be there for the air conditioning. But my favorite part of her talk was her answer to the question of what got her started writing. She told the audience that it was a fight with her husband that made her decide to start writing.

She was mad at her husband for not buying her family home when they had the opportunity to do so, and she was looking for a career that she could take on while also raising her kids. So, she channeled that anger and set her mind to writing. The happy ending is that she has gone on to have a successful writing career and is still happily married to her husband.

There’s a lot of things it’s not advisable to do in anger, but writing, thankfully, is not one of them – well, as long as what you are writing is a work of fiction, and not, say, an email to your boss! So, the next time you get really angry, maybe you should sit down and write a story. Hey, it worked for Dorothea Benton Frank.

I’m not here today

Hey, there. I’m not here today, but you can read a guest blog post about a book I haven’t written over at Jeff Widmer’s Crossroads blog.

Oh, and don’t forget to stop back here tomorrow to read Jeff’s great post on book promotion.

An Interview with Stephen Parrish author of The Tavernier Stones

Stephen Parrish, author of The Tavernier Stones is here today to answer a few of my questions,  but before we start the interview, I want to tell you to do  yourself a favor and pick up a copy of The Tavernier Stones. It’s a great novel full of adventure, mystery and puzzles to solve and it is a perfect summer reading book. I really enjoyed this novel, and in one of those weird ways that real life and fiction have of intersecting when I sat down to read it, I was surprised to find that a big chunk of the story was set in Lancaster, PA where I had just been a few days earlier. Also if you need one more reason to read The Tavernier Stones (you shouldn’t!) it is published by Midnight Ink, which like Flux (who is publishing my novel next year) is an imprint of Llewellyn so their is obviously some sort of connection between The Tavernier Stones and The Subrosa Semesters.

Here’s a more official details about The Tavernier Stones:

“When the well-preserved body of a seventeenth century mapmaker floats to the surface of a bog in northern Germany, a 57 carat ruby clutched in his fist, the grisly discovery ignites a global race to find the fabled Lost Tavernier Stones.”  You can read more about it at www.stephenparrish.com

By the way if you are a treasure seeker or just like diamonds Stephen is giving away a one carat diamond to the first person who can find the image of one he has hidden somewhere on the web; the contest is described at www.tavernierstones.com.

And now, on to that interview:

What inspired you to write The Tavernier Stones?

I didn’t want to at first.  I wanted to write other things.  But the odd combination of maps and gems, both of which I was pursuing professionally at the time, naturally led me to conjure up an idea, one that subbornly refused to be ignored.  I spent four years kicking the idea back into its drawer each time it tried to climb out, before finally relenting and writing it.  Maybe that’s how all stories ought to be written: the next one you tackle is always the one that’s pestering you the most.
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The Tavernier Stones features a cast of interesting characters. Do you have a favorite?

I identify best with John Graf, the Amishman and reluctant treasure hunter.  Funny thing is, he wasn’t the main character in the first draft; an early reader plucked him out of the narrative and said, “Here’s your protagonist.”  I’m also very fond of a couple of people I had to cut.  They’re waiting idly in Character Land for another role, but since they’ve been type cast, jobs are hard to come by.

The Tavernier Stones is all about finding treasure. What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever found?

Fatherhood.  I had no idea I’d love it so much.  But you probably mean stuff on the ground, and as far as that goes, I’ve lived a wretched and pointless life.  I read the Golden Guide to Rocks and Mineralswhen I was very young and naively thought gemstones were laying about, waiting for people to pick them up.  So I spent the better part of my boyhood searching gravel roads as I walked back and forth to school and work.  Uphill both ways.  And never found a thing.  Where were the rubies?  I’m still searching.

What were the biggest suprises you encountered in publishing or promoting this book?

Pretty much every preconception I had turned out to be a fairy tale.  The biggest one was that as I crossed the line from unpublished novelist to published novelist a transformation would occur.  Maybe trumpets would blare.  The sad fact is, after all the writing, rewriting, ducking under the blows of criticism, more rewriting, submitting, ducking before a hailstorm of rejections, all followed by the long, tedious process of agreeing to a contract, correcting galleys, soliciting blurbs—and this isn’t even half the story—when publication day finally arrives all you feel, if you’re lucky, is quiet satisfaction.  If you’re unlucky you experience what a friend of mine calls post-publication depression.  And then the reviews begin to arrive . . .

What is your writing day like?

I think my pet goldfish might be sick.  I need to watch him for a while, to make sure he’s okay.  Is the mail here yet?  No?  I’ll check later.  Mustn’t forget to change that lightbulb in the basement.  Dammit, I want to write, but the lawn needs mowing.  Was that the mailman I just heard?  No?  I’d better eat something, to keep my blood sugar up, so I have the energy to write.  Might as well watch the news while I eat.  And I just remembered, we’re almost out of olives.  Only two jars left.  Better go shopping.  Crap, this is so unfair; when will I have time to write?  Wait, I heard a noise.  The mailman?  Yippee!  Only bills, oh well.  But I really should study them, make sure I’m not being overcharged for something.

What’s next?

An unconventional spy novel.  I hope to have it ready shortly.  After that I want to write a family saga, one that takes place on a vineyard; I want to try my hand at magical realism.  But before I get started on any of that I need to take my goldfish to the vet.

Mistaken Identity

A few weeks ago, I had my portrait painted at a fundraiser event at a local arts center that my friend Sam is involved with. The artist was doing 15 minute portraits, and he was fascinating to watch at work. It was amazing to see how in such a short amount of time with what seemed to be just a few broad brush strokes he created completely finished paintings.

Here’s what mine turned out like:

My mother says she has my body, but the face doesn’t look like me, and my father has decided it doesn’t look anything like me. Here is a photo of me in a completely different pose and hairstyle that probably won’t help much as a point of comparison:

Perhaps proof that the portrait does not have more than a passing resemblance to yours truly is the fact that my friend Sam had picked up the painting from the arts center basement once it was dry and stuck it in the trunk of her car while she ran off to Europe for two weeks. Or at least she thought she had grabbed my portrait. When we got together last week and she opened up her trunk to give me the painting, I had to start laughing because whoever she had in her trunk, it definitely wasn’t me. We quickly went over to the arts center and executed a swift little switch, with hopefully no one being the wiser that their painting was in her trunk for two weeks.

In fact all this is a bit encouraging to me as a writer. Even though I write fiction and everything is made up there are times when certain fictional characters I have created might have been inspired by real life people. Despite those disclaimers that appear at the beginning of novels or that wonderfully snarky disclaimer at the beginning of the movie 500 Days of Summer, writers do sometimes draw characters from real life.

That said, I don’t usually specifically base any of my characters on one individual. I just borrow here and there from stuff I’ve observed to create completely fictional individuals. Still, I’ve worried that folks might read something I’ve written and thanks to some little detail see themselves in one of the characters.

Now, I am hoping that like my portrait, any finished work that I create will be so completely fictionalized that my original inspirations will be completely unrecognizable. Except, of course, for you, Jenny Beckman, whoever you are. (Sorry, that’s a 500 Days of Summer reference. You should watch it.)

What do writers do all day?

I’m not here today. I am over at the Elevensies sharing the fascinating true story of a day in the writing life.

How To Work With Another Writer a guest post by Dave & Lillian Brummet

Today I am excited to welcome co-authors and guest bloggers Dave & Lillian Brummet who share the secrets of team writing. Remember to take a moment to comment on this post to be entered into a great giveaway, and for more entries don’t forget to visit other blogs hosting authors on their virtual book tours.

A lot of people ask us how we manage to work together as a married couple. Most writers realize that there are certain techniques to use, and compromises to make when dealing with a co-writer situation. We are no different. We currently have three books published – two of which were co-written with my husband, Dave. Today I’ll share how we accommodate and compliment each other.

My strengths lie in organization, marketing, recordkeeping, communications, research and typing. However, while I might gather a majority of the content – Dave is the fellow that makes sure the product is well organized, runs smoothly from one topic to the next and one paragraph to the next. Dave is an exceptional editor and proofreader, and his graphic skills are an incredible aide to our career. Because of this, before we even start writing a query letter the manuscript, the drafts for the book cover and marketing materials are as pristine as possible. Dave also has more technical skills than I so he does a majority of the website maintenance, graphic ad design and providing images to the media according to fit their needs.
I am a morning person, although I can be found in the office until late in the evening at times. While Dave likes to getother things done before he heads for the office, I am just the opposite – I like to get the important office stuff done first, then I worry about the rest of the house or family needs. Usually my office time starts at 7 AM and can often run until 3 PM or later. Dave’s office time usually starts around the time I am leaving. I’m not sure how we would have balanced having only one computer and one office all these years if we weren’t utilizing each other’s internal clocks. (We just purchased another computer and can hardly wait to have it set up and start using it!)
I try to group things I need from Dave together, unless I’m facing a deadline, so that he isn’t bothered every 2 hours or so with a new image that I need him to create, for instance. We try to look for ways of complementing each other’s work patterns, and abilities rather than being combative. When schedules are constrained or deadlines are looming, rather than keeping track of how much more work was put in by one of us  - we look for ways of helping the person who has more on their plate.
We have mini-meetings regularly, whenever the need strikes and we talk about how we will prioritize projects we are working on and delegate some of the tasks on hand. We prompt each other to do the follow ups or project completions when necessary and we dream, dream, dream… lol – there are a lot of projects and ideas set aside for some future date because of these brainstorming sessions!
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- Dave & Lillian Brummet -
Authors of:
- Purple Snowflake Marketing – How to Make Your Book Stand Out In A Crowd
- Trash Talk – Learn how you can impact the planet
-Towards Understanding – a collection of 120 poems on society, the environment & overcoming trauma.
Hosts of:
Conscious Discussions talk radio show:  http://www.blogtalkradio.com/consciousdiscussions
Authors Read radio program: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/authorsread
Blog: http://www.consciousdiscussions.blogspot.com
Websites:
http://www.myspace.com/canadianauthor
http://www.brummet.ca

Can others recognize your voice?

Here’s a short video I took last week when I went with my mother to the Lakota Wolf Preserve in Columbia, NJ:

One of the things that I found interesting was that each wolf had its own distinct howl, and the folks who worked at the preserve recognized the different wolves simply by listening to their howl.

It’s a good lesson for creative writers or any creative types. You should have your own distinct voice that others can recognize. It doesn’t mean you can’t learn and grow in your creative endeavors, but you should also be true to yourself.

By the way, to get the wolves to start howling the visitors to the preserve were instructed to howl like wolves to try and get the animals started. It was pretty funny to be there in the middle of a group of howling humans.

Here’s another wolf video when one of the tour leaders was tossing some treats to the wolves:

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